Rosterbating

Being so content with your fantasy football roster that you feel the urge to masturbate to it.

Jake: Hey Jeff, what were you doing in the bathroom alone with your fantasy football roster?

Jeff: Um, nothing...

Jake: ...Were you rosterbating?

Jeff: Maybe. How can you blame me? My quaterbacks are Aaron Rodgers, Phillip Riv---

Jake: Shut up you weird fuck.

by jakedasnake HHHHHHHHHHHHh September 16, 2010

rostbeef curtains

another word for vagina lips

roast beef curtains are dank

by rasta ry February 28, 2005

rostrevor

A PLACE WHERE PEOPLE GET CRUNK!

so much bant in that place

ben "hey were in rostrevor"
ryan "CRUNK?"
MEGAN "LIGHT UP LIGHT UP! IM SOOOO DRUNK ON ORANGE JUICE!"

by ben-is-so-sexy October 7, 2007

rosta

a person who has amazing group of friends and can be serious and funny while being friends with most people

You are toatally a rosta

by # sundevil fan November 21, 2015

Rostophonanononon

the process a former drug user must undergo to recieve the training to become a clergy member.

(can't be used in a sentence)

by Galano April 3, 2005

rosterbate

When internet tards with no history of managing professional sports teams endlessly discuss what roster moves their favorite teams will make during the offseason.

I don't mean to rosterbate, but if we sign cliff lee, derek jeter, and chuck norris, i think we'll have a chance next year.

by timmah55 November 7, 2010

rosted

“Rosted” is an alternative word for “roasted”. The word “rosted” got popularized by a legendary Albanian man on discord known as Rostmaster Hunter.

Person1: (says anything)
Hunter: (several insults/slurs directed towards person1), rosted.

by JoeebOe September 1, 2021