Quimaculate

The result of detailed attention or keyhole topiary to the lady garden or landing strip.

My bush is quimaculate since I bought those new Black & Decker electric shears!

by Global Reach My 4rse February 3, 2009

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quim stick

Your cock, willy, dick, penis, mr. wiggly, the one-eyed snake, big bad biff the baby butcher!

"ima poke your quim, with my quim stick baby! o yeah! you know it!

by Talonair November 16, 2005

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quimiscus

The thin bulge of love juice that rises above aroused pussy lips similar to the miniscus on a very full glass of water

"As I fingered her I noticed the quimiscus forming on her lips and thought to myself, here we go then!!!"

by Dave C July 1, 2004

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(Noun, Adjective, "Quim Shielded", "Quim Shielding" - verb)

The opposite of a cockblock; a third party Bro who is employed (not always knowingly) by a Bro to "shield" his Bro from the unwanted advances of a "Quim" (usually female - a person hungry for Bro-goo).

Also used as slang for femidom.

Example #1

"Hey Bro, thanks for being my Quim Shield last night."
"No problem Bro, that sow would have crushed your pelvis"
"Even her personality was heavy"
"Sheeeeeeeyit"

Example #2

"Hey Bro, how come you kept asking me to play video games with you last night? I thought that you were totally going to tapeth les bootay of that ultimately hot slice of broad. I felt like a total cockblock"
"Well Bro I was actually using you as my Quim Shield; I was well up for shagging her at first, but then I spotted the pulsing twitch of an unruly python in her knickers and Aborted Mission. High five!!"
"...Sorry mate I wasn't listening, what did you say?"

by Crispy Ur Jizz September 24, 2009

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