The wife just called me, she's just started bleeding and wants me to pick her up some quim sticks on the way home.
by DukeofEarlsfield January 14, 2011
Being an Oompa Loompa must be tough, being cunt high for life has got to be a challenge. Or, Last time I was here I was cunt high.
by dukeofearlsfield January 13, 2011