Conversation Quarterback

Someone who can easily run a conversation, like a quarterback runs an offense. Will make you either easy to talk to, or just make people want to punch you in the face.

Example #1:

Jen: I don't think I can go out with Steve, I'm too shy to talk.

Beth: Don't worry, he's such a conversation quarterback, he'll make it easy for you.


Example #2:

Dude: Man, fuck Brent! He's such a conversation quarterback that he won't let you get a word!

by 888kingofkings888 March 9, 2009

office quarterback

That guy who always wants the smallest amount of change returned after lending it to someone.

Our co-worker always wants the smallest change returned - he is such an office quarterback.

Office co-worker: "Hey man, I want my quarter back!"

by NitzoDiTotzo July 25, 2016

Quarterback

A white person of American origin. Originally all quarterback where white, back when football originated. Doug Williams was the first black starting quarterback to win a Super Bowl in 1988, and the only one until Russell Wilson won Super Bowl XLVIII in 2014. Most super bowl winning quarterbacks are played by a white person.

Bart Starr was first white quarterback to win the first Super Bowl for the Green Bay Packers

Williams was the first black starting quarterback to win a Super Bowl in 1988, and the only one until Russell Wilson won Super Bowl XLVIII in 2014. Most Super Bowls winning quarterbacks are white

Hey Quarterback get your butt back in the game.

Can a quarterback get some help around here or what.

by Equal crack April 5, 2016

Office Quarterback

That guy in the office that always wants the smallest amount of change back, so if you lend him a quarter, he will still want it back.

That guy is acting like an office quarterback.

by Budder Golem June 13, 2017

All Time Quarterback

One of Ben Gibbard's (lead singer of the awesome indie band Death Cab for Cutie) side projects. Choppy recordings of catchy mellow songs. Can also be abreviated as ATQ

Dan: All Time Quarterback makes me wanna write about my feelings.

Steve: Uhhhh dude...kinda weirdin' me out.

by Logie March 7, 2005

Sacking the Quarterback

Jerking off whilst looking in the mirror.

"Bobby was found Sacking the Quarterback in the boys locker room."

"I found that mother fucker Sacking the Quarterback in my parents bedroom."

by Timmy McGuire April 6, 2014

quarterbacking

to be the head of your click.

while you were backpacking I was quarterbacking my block.

by RonCris August 27, 2005