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Alabama Quakefuck

The act of non-casual sex with one or more family members, preferably with the father. To begin with, you must use duct tape to stick on a 10 inch purple dildo (no exceptions) onto your dick. Then proceed with performing anal sex with your loved ones. Since the dildo has more than enough length to penetrate the intestine region it will create a rumble in your families stomachs. The dildo will also proceed to grind against the anal stone creating the sound that can be assumed to be an earthquake. Once there is almost enough semen to dry up the intestines, they eg. your mother, must deface your (eyes, ears, mouth and nose) with his/her feces. Then the rest of the family will have a full platter in front of them, giving them enough protein to last for a week. Studies done by students of McFuck University have shown that doing this ‘special’ ritual with your loved ones at least once a week will enable you to build enough muscle and strength to beat the world record of weightlifting.
Hey Johnny, wanna have an Alabama Quakefuck contest?
by Dr. Lin April 20, 2022
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quaneme

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The relationship between your spouse and their significant other.
Annie is married to Joe. Annie is also married to Billy. Joe and Billy are Quaneam (m).

Joe is married to Annie. Joe is also married to Niki. Annie and Niki are Quaneme (f).

Billy is married to Annie, who is married to Joe, who is married to Niki. They are all Quaneem (p).
by Chris Carducci January 8, 2009
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quanesha

A beautiful, funny, reliable, but stubborn girl with glasses. An amazing person to have in your life. Also has a very high pitched voice making it easier to forgive them during arguments
"Oh look there goes Quanesha with her tiny ass voice"
by ButtFuckingBingeDrinker July 3, 2014
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quake 2

After Quake one John Carmack and American McGee began work on Quake II. It was released in 1997 and featured cutting edge graphics and 3D acceleration. It took advantage of the latest hardware. Allthough it was not an exact sequel to Quake 1 it had a similiar feel. The big feature of Quake II that made it a hit was its Deathmatch mode and later added Capture the Flag modes.

It also spawned a pile of mods including Weapons Factory, Lithium, and Action Quake. The success of Quake IIs multiplayer led to the development of Quake III which was solely based around CTF and Deathmatch.

The opengl game engine was also a big success and was used by other developers in games such as Daikanta. When it was made available for free to the public small third party games where also released, LTKTBM (a standalone version of Action Quake), and Alien Arena which now is a mixture between the Quake 2 and 3 source codes.
nothing like loading up gamespy and playing a round of Quake 2
by FragUPlenty October 1, 2006
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quame

Quame is all around a funny guy ,he's very super funny but doesn't know it .he's an awesome person to be around and will always be dependable .quames are loyal and kind , and ratchet sometimes but a good type . They swear alot but after a while u get used to it , they will always be there for u and have a forgiving nature ,when they want to forgive ,they are normally good looking .this is a rare name so if your name is quame ur spethal
by Gurlfwend July 21, 2017
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bury a quaker

two excrete feces; to take a dump; drop a number two
Dude, you got a magazine? I got to go bury a quaker.
by LBT/Antimosity November 16, 2003
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QuakeCon

The largest LAN party.. ever. 2005 marked QuakeCons 10th annual celebration of everything gaming. It hosted up to 4000 computers, and plenty more people just showing up off the street. 2004 and 2005 were held at the Gaylord Resort in Grapevine, TX. Every year they get a bigger budget, and better swag (free stuff). If you get the chance, go, you won't be displeased. Also, bottles of Bawls are passed out like candy, and are used to supplement the 3 hours of sleep each night that the average person gets. QuakeCon is a celebration of all things gaming, but by tradition and name, is really a hail to FPS games, especially games in the Quake series.
You: "Hey boss, I need a week off of work so I can get 8 hours of sleep, and play 132 hours of games at QuakeCon. It's really important."

Boss: "BOOM HEADSHOT!"
by RevStan September 29, 2005
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