qualability

To have the right qualities and abilities for a job.

That job candidate has the qualability that we are looking for to be a perfect match for the position.

by Chip Hamilton March 6, 2008

Qualitory

A state of posessing quality. To be quality or to have been Qualitized.

I heard Zac's March Madness bracket is qualitory!

Yeah, he totally qualitized his bracket!

by themanwhowatches March 17, 2010

Estrogenic Qualities

An emasculating reference to a male's womanly appearance, submissive sex life and performance thereof, and overall feminine qualities and traits.

Carla clearly wears the pants in the family because she does nothing but point out her husband's estrogenic qualities.

by Eaton Holgoode January 18, 2016

Maplin quality

Something that looks great on paper, yet falls short when you get the thing up and running.

Named for the UK electronics retailer Maplin who have an amazing ability to accurately spot a trend or niche in the market... and then source a product that almost, but not quite, actually does that.

Sorry about the maplin quality reception, the antenna isn't quite right for this radio.

These buns have failed to rise - did you use maplin quality yeast? - Paul Hollywood probably.

What's that residue in the battery compartment? Did you use maplin quality batteries in there?

by Wookie McTookie October 12, 2016

nigger quality

the cheapest possible made item, NOT made to last

Dude I bought these jeans yesterday and ther're ripped already!!!!

Emile: No wonder, they're made in China!!! That's nigger quality for you!

by birdseed December 9, 2010

high-quality problem

A problem where even the worst consequence is a desirable outcome.

I was at the bar last night and there were four Playboy playmates chatting me up. I couldn't decide who to talk to. I guess you could call it a high-quality problem.

by Deathpony March 29, 2011

quailtard

Quailtard is a word combining "Quail," a mid-sized game bird of the pheasant family, and "tard," a contraction of the noun "retard," an often offensive word used to describe the mentally challenged, or retarded. First used on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. The word was used in humorous reference to the farm-raised quail released for hunting by Vice President, Dick Cheney, and others on Katharine Armstrong's south Texas ranch. On February 11, 2006, while hunting these quail, Cheney accidentally shot hunting companion, Harry M. Whittington, a lawyer from Austin, TX, with his 28 gauge shotgun from a reported distance of thirty yards.

Among the many aspects of the story that became fodder for late night television comedians, were the quail themselves, and the whole idea of such staged hunting.

"Look, the mere fact that we're even talking about how the vice president drives up with his rich friends in cars to shoot farm-raised wingless quailtards is letting the quail know 'how' we're hunting them."

- The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, Monday, February 13, 2006

by alexdagrate February 17, 2006