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jacob quackenbush works at nordic

by awesomeavis1001 April 11, 2020

Mr Quackers

The foul mouthed fowl who ,like Santa Clause, is fictional but is the real culprit of the fart that was released in your vicinity.

Related to the phrase, “did you step on a duck?!”

Jorge: “Jeezus Mary, Taylor! You really ripped a nasty fart. You know you shouldn’t be eating garlic with that allergy issue you have!”

Taylor: “ Dude, it wasn’t me. It must of been Mr Quackers .”

by vangloriousskookum July 25, 2023

Quackers

A fantasy prone mid teen to late 40 year old guy that wears flip flops, big dog t-shirts, sports a ponytail, and is more than likely to be overweight.

The name is derived from the duck like sound emitted from the voice box of this particular form of life.

Almost every single Quacker is into the fantasy tabletop game Warhammer, and recently Warhammer Online Age of Reckoning.

I wanna kill me some Elves! QUAAAAAACK!

Any sane man would respond, "I believe we have entered a pond my friend, because of all these damn quackers!"

by A Trat March 25, 2009

quackademic

An academic who has no real life work experience at what they do making them a fraudulent or ignorant pretender.

There is more than one quackademic "working" in Congress.

by International Giant October 9, 2013

quackenfart

When someone with the name Quackenbush cuts one loose. Quite arguably the most horriffic of odors.

Holy shit! What did you just quackenfart?

I wouldn't come in here. Grace just quackenfarted.

by melq December 17, 2008

Quacker

a white person who has no idea whats going on around him. associated with Cracker but not the same meaning. Plural Quackers

Let's go mug the f*ckin' Quacker over there

by Ninja Bunny December 17, 2008

quacker

A white psychiatrist

"That quacker won't prescibe me the good SHIT!"

by Das Harlot February 6, 2006