parking lot pimping

Popular among young clubbers. Usually after a club party ends young people, esp. males, will stand in the parking lot with their boys or next to their Mercedes Benz that they rented from Rent-A-Car and need to return by noon of the next day, in order to look for females to exchange numbers with or take home for sexual purposes. For females, parking lot pimping involves them using their looks to attract men, lowering their blouses so more cleavage can show and hiking up their skirts, or going to the guys with the best looking car just so she can sit in the passenger seat and look at all the interior features of his car (the features may be a built-in TV and some other crap with monetary value that exceeds the car note) so she can determine whether to take him home for a one-nights stand or give him oral sex.

In other words: losers.

See rap video.

Tyjuan and his boys got bored with the party and decided to go parking lot pimping. They found a group of girls dressed in Forever 21 halter tops and stilleto heels, with excessive amounts of weave in their head and pounds of MAC makeup on their faces. When Tyjuan showed them his (father's) Mercedes Benz, they got wet between their legs. Later into the night, the girls went home with Tyjuan and his boys -- and the night ended in a wild orgy!

Six months later.

Tyjuan tested positive for HIV.

by twistedbabydoll August 22, 2007

pimpin' not simpin'

Being emotionally unavailable and preventing yourself from catching feelings. Not getting hurt by these hoes, instead having control and pulling these hoes.

Man after Emily broke my heart imma start pimpin' not simpin' for these hoes.

by coochiepower19 August 21, 2020

pumping party

Similar to a "tupperware" gathering, this type of growing underground movement is an ILLEGAL gathering where mostly transgender individuals inject silicone into their bodies to create curves, breasts, hips, etc. These parties are sometimes attended by non-transgender individuals also looking for a low-cost solution to the desire for cosmetic procedures. These procedures are performed by non-professionals in unsanitary conditions. This term was brought to light by the death of Vera Lawrence in March of 2001. The trial for her murder was coined the "pumping party trial".

The action of putting the needle into the skin of the paying customer and pumping the silicone into their body, followed by treating other customers afterward from that same gathering is the root of the term PUMPING PARTY.

by Rosie Rosie January 11, 2008

Pumping the Well

While sitting on the toilet and experiencing shit cramps and knowing that explosive diarrhea is imminent, its the act of sitting up straight and leaning back towards the tank, then thrusting your upper torso forward coming, chest to knees, causing said shit to be pumped out of your bowels.

Hey Steve I just blew it up in there. My stomach hurt so bad and I was "Pumping the Well" to get it started.

by Poon5150 August 27, 2013

'se pimpin'

The new portuguese expression for being absolutely cool, something being pimpin'. From the portuguese "está-se", which means "we are" (the collective) and the english "pimpin'". It can be written as "se pimpin", but it is graphically more appealing if it is between apostrophes.

"Dubstep is totally 'se pimpin'."
"Jay-Z's Kingdom Come is the 'se pimpin' record of the decade."

by CIMENTO. November 10, 2008

Big Pimpin

Coined by the infamous DJ Synthesis, the phrase describes the ability to effortlessly acquire and maintain the presence of several attractive females simultaneously.

Damn, yous is big pimpin!!!

by Anonymous May 21, 2003

big pimpin with small bills

a crackhead with a large stack of ones in his hand, a junkie who fronts large but really aint got shit, someone who tries to buy shit off you and ones you to death, a wad of money with the largest bills out, the bills happen to be fives.

yo that bitch was thought she was big pimpin with small bills, too bad she belly up.

by goon March 11, 2004