Pull and Putt

Whenever somebody's friend, or family member, drops them off at their house and drives off without saying a word or even coming in for a moment.

Carl gets dropped off at his house by Lenny, who is driving. Before Carl has a chance to suggest or say anything to Lenny as he gets out of the car, Lenny's driving down the road.

Carl: "What a rude guy, Lenny is. I thought we were friends? All he does when he comes around here to drop me off is pull and putt, we've been friends for twenty years and he still hasn't come into my house."

by Eternalife February 11, 2010

Tiger Woods Putt Putt Challenge

The act of sodomizing one, or multiple adult film actresses, with a 9-iron while wearing a visor, polo shirt, khaki pants, formal dress shoes and pumping your fist like you just sank a birdie putt.

-"So, you had a good time with Abby last night, if you know what I'm saying?"

-"Fuck yeah; I took the Tiger Woods Putt Putt Challenge for like, half an hour."

-"Are you fucking serious? Your gayer than AIDS."

by imNotYourBuddyGuy December 17, 2011

Putt-Fucking

To engage in sexual intercourse in or around a mini golf "windmill."

Bart Simpson was conceived as a result of putt-fucking.

by Short Editor May 13, 2009

slut putt

Sex on a miniature golf course.

Dood I took Mona down to the Fun Depot and pulled a total slut putt bro. When we left we realized she left her thong on hole 18!

by Corgi Flop January 9, 2011

Smutty-Putt

A word describing a female meaning she acts like or is nasty, a tramp, etc.

Wow, that girl cheated on her man. She's a Smutty-putt.

by Jenny Boom Boom 2010 March 23, 2010

Ciara Putt

Amazing female specimen. Excellent mother, friend, lover.
Dazzingly gorgeous and writes great posts !!
Never mind 4 littlemen and her WOO WOO

Best example of Ciara Putt is to think of Cindy Crawford with Oprahs popularity and people skills

by Ciarap October 18, 2008

muff putt

The action of kicking a female in the nether regions.

That bitch totally cut me off! She deserves a good muff putt.

by guru-guru-sama October 17, 2008