Purvin Liar

Someone who is completely full of shit. Says one thing and does another. He criticizes people playing for him while he does the same shit behind your back. Someone who temporarily coaches the Jacksonville Jaguars until more leaks surface. Someone who used to coach in college where he could just recruit better players than other schools. Someone who is a complete fraud and a liar. Someone who likes to leave the wifey at home while he tries to perv out with women half his age. Someone who likes lap dances while avoiding his wife's calls. Someone who cant be trusted. Probably hangs out with Jon Gruden and Former Governor Cuomo and had Jeffrey Epstein on speed dial.

I went to hooters the other day and almost choked on my wings while looking over and seeing Purvin Liar trying to get a lap dance from the waitresses.

by The Real Knight Ryder October 17, 2021

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Pervis

An endearing term for a fellow with unusual or outward fetishes or perversions. Or just a friend / brother / etc. who made his perversions public somehow and can't live it down. pervert

Hey Pervis, how's it hangin'?

by Mason November 13, 2003

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purist

someone who expects everything to be exactly like the thing they like; doesn't believe in watered-down versions of such things

A country purist expects all country music to be honky-tonk and feeling sorry for yourself. A punk purist expects all punk to anarchist and government-hating. A metal purist expects all metal to be about fantasy things like dragons and knights, or about sex, drugs, and rock and roll and have instrumental solos. An R&B purist expects all R&B to have horns in the music. A rap/hip hop purist expects all rap/hip hop to have swearing and bragging. A jazz purist expects all jazz to be instrumental only. A pop purist expects all pop to be like the teen pop of the 1980s and 1990s. A folk/ singer/songwriter purist expects all folk/singer/songwriter albums to just the singer's voice and either an acoustic guitar, a piano, or all three of these.

by Karen Stickney December 11, 2008

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anime purist

A total idiot that senselessly complains into empty space about anime after it's been dubbed. Even though nobody's really forcing them to watch the dub. They call it a "disgrace" "Butchery" or even "#%^@&"; even though nobody normal cares. Although some don't do this.
Their main enimy is 4kids.

Anime Purist: OMG 4kids sucks they ruined Tokyo Mew Mew and Yugiou!!

Non-idiot: Oh would you SHUT UP!

by YOU'LL NEVER KNOW MY NAME September 28, 2005

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purgist

A person who has the compulsion to purge their darkest secrets or rat themselves out with little or no prompting.

Person 1: Hey, you seem nice, will you just watch over my little girl for 5 minutes while I try to change this tire.
Purgist: I'd love to, but I have to tell you, I have ADD and I'm easily distracted, I'm a boarder-line alcoholic, I lack the ability to make even the smallest decision, and I have a hard time controlling my bodiliy functions.
Person 1: On second thought, I'll just leave her in the back seat.

Roomate: Hey, Mindy, just remember our rent's due next week.
Purgist: Okay, here's my share of it. By the way, I was pissed off that you finished all the cookies, so I peed in your shoes, it wasn't the cat, and I feel much better now.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 15, 2010

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