puppy crush

A combination of the phrases puppy love and crush. Generally with the same meaning, often describes having an extreme crush on someone that will never turn into real love or a real relationship.

Micky has a huge puppy crush on that famous Welsh actor, even though they will never meet.

Cindy has a puppy crush on the head of the football team, even though he's never noticed her. She still likes to think they will get together someday.

by Flynnigus October 12, 2008

pulpy

To be annoyed, pissed, or frustrated. (A more extreme version of being salty)

Mehdi: What's wrong Nick?
Nick: I'm pulpy as hell because these girls won't hop off, ya know?

by UPINOver November 13, 2011

Columbian Puppy Chow

The act of pouring cocaine into the vaginal chasm and snorting it out.

Person 1: Yo, Are you ok with me giving your mom a Columbian Puppy Chow?
Person 2: No!
Person 1: Too late it happened last night. :D

by Formal Member of the KKK March 28, 2015

Pully Wooly

A special name for a person who may seem innocent and kind on the surface but secretly has a very dirty imagination. Also that person is awesome.

They also like the word twazzock and find it has a multiple versatile uses!

Jo: Pully Wooly!
PW: You Twazzock!

by Mr Fantastic June 6, 2005

puppyhood

Puppyhood is a word used to describe a dog's early years. The years before they are an adult dog.

The dog I got from the shelter had a very hard puppyhood.

by tishy1107 June 21, 2008

Puppy Piss

(a) The best of the best under any circumstances.

Dallas: "Did you see that crazy wave I just rode?"
Jose: "No. Was it a big one?"
Dallas: "Big is an understatement! It was a Puppy Piss wave!

by Wild N' Out March 5, 2018

puppy test

An online checklist to score a puppy for behavior, intelligence and temperament. The purpose is to select the right puppy for the right home.

"I used a puppy test at the animal rescue center to select our family dog."

by yes juanito yes September 26, 2014