punching the midnight squirrel

THE ACT OF LATE NIGHT MASTERBATION, WHILE USING NO LUBE OR ANY OTHER SUBSTANCES (RAW HAND TO GENITALIA).

NO NETFLIX AND CHILL FOR ME LAST NIGHT, I RESORTED TO PUNCHING THE MIDNIGHT SQUIRREL.

by @The Hojer December 8, 2015

Anal Kidney Punching

sticking your cock so far up a chicks ass that you poke her kidney and she pisses blood

guy1: what are you doing tonight?

guy2: oh my woman wanted mo to practice my Anal Kidney Punching.

guy1: oh....

guy2: yea she says im really close but no blood yet.

by samtheman4808 April 30, 2008

Punching the prime minister

To use the bathroom

"C'mon rigby, we got to find a way out of here!

"Wait a sec mordecai, i'm punching the prime minister...."

by Norrabal January 2, 2019

Punchline Rapper

A rapper who uses his lyrical skill (or lack there of) to sway the listener away from the central theme (or lack there of) of the musical presentation. Following the formula of "rhyming just to rhyme" the rapper will awe you with jaw dropping punchlines, showing that his or her musical presentation may or may not have any meaning behind it.

Mississippi based rapper, Tha Joker is notoriously known for his punchlines. With his wide array of lyrical skill, some may argue that his music has no meaning behind it. In his song entitled "Skinny Jeans", Joker proceeds to rap about anything but the title at hand. Instead swaying punchline after punchline leading into the hook. The pattern continues from there...
The term "punchline rapper" could be debatable from there

by Mister Skittles October 27, 2010

pie punching

When someone shares your girls pussy but takes uneven turns thus creating a "bad cut". So you punch her right in her greedy pie!

Man my girl Peachy was supposed to let the eight of us have a piece but she's been giving uneven cuts, so I punched her in the pie. Pie punching

by Erica Bella March 3, 2017

Punchin Flap

Used to indicate the having of sex.

She got her flap punched. He punched her flap.

by shieldsy February 10, 2005

Punchinthefaceable

Someone who has an unknown characteristic about them that makes them very susceptible for being on the receiving end of a fist.

"Hey want to hang out with Ted this weekend?"

"No dude i don't really like him."

"Why not? You don't even know him"

"I don't know, he's just so punchinthefaceable"

by poop in a barrel June 4, 2009