a penaldog, or penaldogs, are the retarded 5yr old fans of the tapin and penalty merchant penaldo who cant comprehend that the real goat is lionel messi. these fans usually get bantered by smart football fans who knows that football isnt only about goals. these penaldogs say that goals are everything because they know if they bring assists, dribbles and playmakings into the talk, messi will mop the floor with penaldo's career.
penaldog: goals are everything, they win you games
smart football fan: u cant make a goal without an assist kid, unless u can solo dribble like the great messi, unlike penaldo who can only score from tapins and pens.
smart football fan: u cant make a goal without an assist kid, unless u can solo dribble like the great messi, unlike penaldo who can only score from tapins and pens.
by Smart Football Fan June 23, 2022
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Penaly- It is a compliment normally used by a male to describe the attractiveness of a women.
But has recently also been used to define anything and anyone as attractive or “fire”.
A mix/combination of “in for a penny” and “peng” first stated by the supreme leader “General G” who now frequently uses this word.
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But has recently also been used to define anything and anyone as attractive or “fire”.
A mix/combination of “in for a penny” and “peng” first stated by the supreme leader “General G” who now frequently uses this word.
#Twustarmy
by -•-_-•- April 11, 2023
Get the Penaly mug.A vaginal area which smells really bad, and needs to be cleansed and seriously taken care of. It is most common on whores.
Cleanse your stinky punani, you whore.
You seriously need to take a shower your stinky punani killing me, Kathy!!!
I found an insect in that stinky punani of yours.
You seriously need to take a shower your stinky punani killing me, Kathy!!!
I found an insect in that stinky punani of yours.
by Blaisest December 5, 2018
Get the Stinky Punani mug.Call Center term - the act by an agent of putting a caller on hold as punishment for being stupid or otherwise annoying. Duration of penalty hold is a function of how irritating the caller is being.
Caller: well I want you to bla bla bla because I'm important and you're just a peon and bla bla bla...
Agent (smiling): Just a moment, Ma'am, let me see what I can do for you (places call on hold)
Cube-mate: Hey, are you on break?
Agent: Naw, I've got a caller on a five-minute penalty hold.
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Agent 1: Don't you hate it when they start demanding shit like they're entitled?
Agent 2: Yeah! I usually give them at least three minutes penalty hold.
Agent (smiling): Just a moment, Ma'am, let me see what I can do for you (places call on hold)
Cube-mate: Hey, are you on break?
Agent: Naw, I've got a caller on a five-minute penalty hold.
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Agent 1: Don't you hate it when they start demanding shit like they're entitled?
Agent 2: Yeah! I usually give them at least three minutes penalty hold.
by phxphun1 September 26, 2008
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Anyone who commits a party fowl is required to get on one knee and shotgun a beer without delay. Any beer will do, but the cheaper/shittier the better. This is the only acceptable action to make up for spilling beer, not finishing a shot, or other fowls designated by the providers of the liquor and/or head(s) of the house/venue.
Self-administered penalty shotguns are not only acceptable but encouraged. Refusal of a penalty shotgun results in immediate removal from the party and well deserved embarrassment
Anyone who commits a party fowl is required to get on one knee and shotgun a beer without delay. Any beer will do, but the cheaper/shittier the better. This is the only acceptable action to make up for spilling beer, not finishing a shot, or other fowls designated by the providers of the liquor and/or head(s) of the house/venue.
Self-administered penalty shotguns are not only acceptable but encouraged. Refusal of a penalty shotgun results in immediate removal from the party and well deserved embarrassment
A freshman walks into your party asks for a shot of Takaa Liquor (vodka or gin) and fails to take the entire shot:
"Ohhhh, you bitch! Penalty shotgun, right here ladies and gentlemen, he can't even finish a single shot! Someone get me a Keystone Light right now! Ok, take a knee you cocksucker, this is your one and only chance for redemption"
"Ohhhh, you bitch! Penalty shotgun, right here ladies and gentlemen, he can't even finish a single shot! Someone get me a Keystone Light right now! Ok, take a knee you cocksucker, this is your one and only chance for redemption"
by timeis$ July 15, 2011
Get the Penalty Shotgun mug.When a man has sex with a women while his genitals are not aroused and forces his limp penis and balls into a woman's vagina.
I drank so much last night I couldn't get it up, but she still wanted to have sex, so I just gave her the Mash Punado to shut her up.
by Diesel Goes to Hollywood May 25, 2009
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