Definitions by timeis$

Penalty Shotgun 

A term stemming from a CU Boulder student's frustration with unpunished party fowls.

Anyone who commits a party fowl is required to get on one knee and shotgun a beer without delay. Any beer will do, but the cheaper/shittier the better. This is the only acceptable action to make up for spilling beer, not finishing a shot, or other fowls designated by the providers of the liquor and/or head(s) of the house/venue.

Self-administered penalty shotguns are not only acceptable but encouraged. Refusal of a penalty shotgun results in immediate removal from the party and well deserved embarrassment

A freshman walks into your party asks for a shot of Takaa Liquor (vodka or gin) and fails to take the entire shot:
"Ohhhh, you bitch! Penalty shotgun, right here ladies and gentlemen, he can't even finish a single shot! Someone get me a Keystone Light right now! Ok, take a knee you cocksucker, this is your one and only chance for redemption"

Penalty Shotgun by timeis$ July 15, 2011

dopical 

A combination of the words dope and radical. It is used to describe anything that encompasses the meaning of both these words.

Or in other words: something that is "cool" and "original"

Damn homie, those are some dopical suede kicks you're rockin'. I've never seen kicks like that before

dopical by timeis$ July 11, 2011

Cultural enrichment 

This is an expression used to describe an activity or action that enhances one's awareness of different cultural practices. This can be trying different foods, bungee jumping, traveling etc.

"Let's go watch the sunrise tomorrow."
"Why the fuck would we do that?!"
Come on, you obviously need a little cultural enrichment!

Cultural enrichment by timeis$ July 11, 2011