Jade Puget

he is a sexy pink tie wearing man who can play the guitar like no other on this god forsaking world of misery!

Jade.... you are PERFECTION!

by The Damned April 14, 2004

Pulled a Boehner

Sobbing in public at the drop of a hat. Derived from
House Majority leader John Boehner's frequent public
sobbing jags.

Can you believe it? The guy pulled a Boehner when the Eagles lost the coin flip.

by I.M.Salmon January 14, 2011

Jade Puget

Jade is an amazing guitarist not to mention great vocalist and he is also the most original seXXXY artist around..his live proformance is orgasmic hes wonderful and he'll always have a place in my heat along with Davey, Hunter, and, Adam...THROUGH OUR BLEEDING WE ARE ONE!!!! AFI WILL ALWAYS KICK ASS JUST DEAL WITH IT....

Jade...

by Amanda August 29, 2003

Jade Puget

Beautiful guitar-playing ninja.

"Ninjas are TOTALLY SWEET, what with all the guitar solos and flipping out and totally chopping peoples' heads off." -Jade

by Dana January 17, 2004

Jade Puget

they ONLY guy in this sad world that can pull off wearin pink and still looks EXTREMELY hott!!!

Ninjas have the Ultimate Power! He IS the Super Flying Turbo Ninja!

by Super Flying Turbo Pirate Ninja January 25, 2004

Pulled a jordan

When an author dies before completing a series that:
1. Extended over many books
2. Published over many years
3. Uses cliffhangers and leaves story arcs incomplete between books

Inspired by Robert Jordan's "Wheel of Time".

Why was Adam so pissed yesterday?" "Oh, he just found out that the author of that series he was reading pulled a jordan. After reading 8 books of that series already.

by acousticvis June 18, 2011

Pulled a Nash

Named for professional wrestler Kevin Nash. To catastrophically injure one's self while doing something mundane (Usually right after returning from an injury).

I pulled a Nash getting off the couch last night and tore my meniscus.

by Evalas November 27, 2012