protein shake

A sexual act in which one person shoots jizz (a protein shot) into the other's mouth and then shake their head vigorously.

Gwen: "Let's get out of here and grab a beer."
Richard: "Are you insane? You know my midterm and finals ritual. I study til 11, 9 solid hours of sleep, protein shake in the morning."
(from 'Van Wilder')

by Nick D February 26, 2004

protein stain

Spermatozoa that has dried on a fabric or carpet or anything else.

"Damn when my wife sees all the protein stains on our new bed she'll know I've been fuckin' around'

by WILFONG June 11, 2003

Whey Protein

What poor mother fuckers drink when they dont have Ultra Peptide 2.0.

Jason: Whey protein.... what poor mother fuckers drink when they don't have Ultra Peptide 2.0.
DaveMan: Word
Jason: Shit sucks. Sucks donkey cock. I think it was designed for girls.

by GoodJobDaveMan January 3, 2010

protein milkshake

The semen a woman swallows after a dude cums.

After Melissa jerked off John, Brenda proceeded to guzzle down his protein milkshake.

by Senior Winces April 16, 2005

protein kiss

A slang term for fellatio. The giver may or may not swallow.

Melissa gave Daniel a mind blowing protein kiss for her birthday.

by sas517 July 24, 2011

protein rocket

a high flying cum loaded projectile launched from a cock intended to impact a chicks face

After I launched a protein rocket into Stacys face she surrended her turd cutter without further adew.

by Nekima May 10, 2006

protein shake

In the world of strength-athleticism, supplements for growth are often used. Protein shakes are powedered substances which are mixed with milk, oragange juice etc. to produce a drink apporoximately 70% protein.

consumed after exercise, the protein rebuilds the muscle bigger and stronger.

MMMMMM, banana flavour!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004