Mazda Protege

Known for its 0-60 in 34 seconds and shitty body. Usually comes in the worst colors known to man. Booger green, Menstrual red, Dirt white, and the worst of all beige. Engine is powered by 50 gerbals. With its infamous 3 cylinder engine. Often compared to the geo prizm, and mountain dew bottle. Never working ac, radio, cd player, lights, even seat belt. Know the most annoying rattling a single car can make. brand new brakes will sound like nails to a chalkboard. and dont forget the emergency brake will never work. The car chooses if they wanna roll down the windows.

Im driving my mazda protege on a normal day and notice that a tire has flown past my car only 2 miles passed that i noticed that was my tire.

by Hoopty Handlers February 21, 2009

protege

The best thing ever to come from japan. One of the coolest, most upgradable, good looking, and sexiest cars to emerge from the early 90's.

"Oh my god look at that car! What is it?

Bob: That's a mazda protege, I pity the fool that doesn't drive one of those"

by txkprotege March 12, 2005

Protogen disappreciation day

Protogen disappreciation day is a event that occurs on February 3rd of any year.

Person1: God i hate protogens i wish i could beat up protogens
Person2:It's your lucky day its protogen disappreciation day time to hate protogens

by Spiritser February 1, 2022

ProtoTerra

One of the biggest bands in the industrial/metal scene. Known for brutal musical originality, bizarre stage shows, and cryptic lyrics.
Consists of 3 members, created by lead vocalist Axis, backed up my Heretic and Tempest.

I got the new ProtoTerra album today, it far surpasses Skinny Puppy's latest work.

by skuppypuppy May 1, 2009

Protogen

A thing that gives me a boner

HEY MAN I GOT A BONER FROM A PORN VIDEO OF A PROTOGEN. DUDE WHAT THE FUXK

by Amovile September 13, 2022

proctogenarian

an 80 year old ass-hole

"Look at this idiot, he's driving in both lanes!"
"What do you expect, he's a proctogenarian"

by Tim Johnides July 16, 2008

Minty The Protogen

He is a discord degenerate who is a pedophile, zoophile and a disgrace to society. The Choas Gang terminated his existence by doxxing him and swatting him. He is now serving up to 50 years in prison for possession of child pornography.

Minty The Protogen is a pedophile

by DawnBreakerREAL23 June 27, 2022