procrapstinate

To delay crapping until the urge goes away or you almost have an accident.

I was so involved in the video game, I procrapstinated for over two hours.

by Flurgewhipple August 23, 2017

Procrastinate

I'll tell you later.

If you're reading this, then you probably already know the definition of procrastinate.

by icanttype May 5, 2018

go forth and procrastinate

basically when you are trying to tell a teacher to fuck off, without swearing, you say go forth and procrastinate which pretty much means go away and dawdle

"Why don't you just go forth and procrastinate, sir?"

by MrJPancake1993 February 8, 2014

procrastinate

Being lazy and just lying around not doing anything, just questioning life.

I'm procrastinating right now, crap.

Hmm, i should do my homework cause its due tomorrow. Nah, i'll procrastinate instead.

by ScooterFox February 16, 2017

Procrastinate

Something you do when you have something important you have to do. Literally me - "Hey you need to finish this paper tomorrow." If you're a procrastinator like me, you'd literally do anything else but that paper.

Hey - don't you have something to do later on?

"I just wanna pro-pro-pro-procrastinate, everyday. Lets pro-pro-pro-procrastinate, dont wanna do this toda-a-y. Pro-pro-pro-procrastinate like a politician, pro-pro-pro-procrastinate and make this defenition."

by ArtSarcastic July 17, 2017

procrastinate

To put things off, or have a tendency to not fini

I’m supposed to write an example, but I’d rather procrastinate and binge watch Netflix.

by voidedGround December 22, 2017

Procrastinate

ehhhh... i'll tell you later

Sensible guy: Yo, u got to do this homework for tomorrow, ms. Berger is gonna make you do detention
Idiot: meh, i'll do it tomorrow morning
next day
Sensible guy: u haven't done it yet u moron.
Idiot: meh, i'll do it at lunch.
lunch
Sensible guy: BRO WE'VE GOT ENGLISH NEXT AND U HAVEN'T DONE UR HOMEWORK
Idiot: meh, i'll do it in class before she takes in our homework, chill bruh.
Lesson
Sensible guy: Here's my homework miss.
Idiot: Ehhhh....
Ms Berger: detention young procrastinator.
Sensible guy: I told u to not procrastinate.

by TheGamingSampug May 31, 2018