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Provocative Squares

Squares that destroy so.mething. The first word that comes to mind when you are trying to explain "Perfect Squares" to your friend.
Person 1: I forget everything!
Person 2: Per...per...PROVOCATIVE SQUARES!
Person 1: Let's put that on a mug.
by notafakeaccount2 November 13, 2017
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Productive sex

n. Sex that's so good you're at least twice as productive the next day
Last week I had productive hangover, so I opted for productive procrastination and had productive sex with this new chick instead. Boy, I got a week's worth of work done the next day.
by Dr. Productive June 2, 2011
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Productive

pruh-dŭk'tĭv - Something that could be seen as constructive, but is actually a form of procrastination used to put off doing what one really needs to do.
Today I need to look for a job, but instead I'm going to be productive and clean my kitchen.
by JKLinn December 15, 2012
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Provocative

I'm provocative in so far as when I say what I think it can be considered provocative. I'm a prophet!
Hym "Provocative? You set yourself up for that one but that's telling. This is just about getting me to shut. You can both go fuck yourselves. The only people you serve, you serve in abstraction and not in actuality. 1 is a perfectly interchangeable cog in a money redistribution machine and the other a literal false prophet. What you deserve it to rot in obscurity in a university no one has heard of where everyone knows your work but no know you. Instead, you found a way to escape. Yelling at purple hair retards. And you found a way to impose your fate on someone who has 'wronged' you. Even better."
by Hym Iam September 8, 2022
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Counter-productive

1)When you are doing something productive or being productive near a counter or a counter-like surface.

Objects can also be counter productive, as in shelves or knife-holders.

2)When you are productive near something that has counting abilities or data-collecting abilities.

Contrary to popular belief, this does not have a negative connotation.
That organizer Ned bought from the store was very counter-productive!

Mary, you are so counter-productive in the kitchen with your excellent cooking!

The scientists are very counter-productive with that machine that records data by counting each trial!
by BearsHugMe June 15, 2011
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productivelazy

Doing something productive (working, studying etc.) in a very slow pace, from a very comfortable place, preferably in bed, whilst wearing your comfortable clothing. To any observer it seems lazy, but there is actual productivity going on.
"I've spend my entire day productivelazy!"
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ProductiveShapeLife

A website focused on providing valuable productivity tips, tricks, and tools to the community.
You can learn everything that you need to know about apps like IFTTT, Slack, and Evernote on ProductiveShapeLife.com
by ProductiveShapeLife April 22, 2017
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