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Portered

Getting drunk and passing out on a park bench, then having a homeless man mug you for everything except a shitty android.
I can’t go to the bar-hopping for a few weeks. I got Portered
by Lilbob February 10, 2025
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to pootered to putt

I'm going to bed I'm jus to pootered to putt
by Lilbabygogetr December 25, 2018
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Lily Procter

Lily Procter is one of the coolest people in the world, if you don’t have a lily Procter in your life what are you doing, she’s very sxc and very very cool, she’s just the best
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Lily Procter

Lily Procter is one of the coolest people in the world, if you don’t have a lily Procter in your life what are you doing, she’s very sxc and very very cool, she’s just the best
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cusstody proceedings

Legal wrangling over stewardship dat is laced with "salty" adjectives.
Two wise pieces of advice during child-cusstody proceedings: one, never allow da youngsters in question to be present during said expletive-riddled meetings, since their tender ears should not be subjected to anything "heavier" than G-rated word-choices. And two, carefully note which parent uses more "colorful" adjectives; this can often greatly determine which of them would be a more appropriate guardian for said vulnerable-minded little ones.
by QuacksO June 15, 2020
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