pretzel

A girl who is all wrapped up in herself. The type of girl that takes every conversation as an opportunity to make it about her.

Tyra Banks = pretzel

by J-QUIZ May 22, 2011

The Pretzel

The Pretzel is the practice of a girl pooping halfway.The male then gives the poop head then shoves it back into the girls butt.

"Please will you do the pretzel with me?"

by blinkavaplus44gc March 18, 2008

Pretzeling

Also know as cuddling. It occurs after sex when both partners reach orgasm. Both partners fall asleep in each other's arms wrapped around each other.

Gary: where's Jimmy? Is he up?

Doug: No, he is out for the count. He was seen pretzeling with Annie.

by Jimyee97 February 1, 2019

pretzel

When two people are always together, pratcially connected, always intertwined

Hey there's Mikey and Jayme and Brianna and Erika and hey look there is a pretzel!

by The Cougar December 18, 2005

pretzel

A person that can put his/her legs behinds their neck and start walking in it's ass. Only nerdy people can do it.

That guy is making the pretzel, he's gonna get bet up today...again

by favio14 April 14, 2006

pretzelized

Extra salty

Damn, I feel 'pretzelized' right now.

Someone giving you salt in game Damn, I'm getting 'pretzelized'.

by SnorLux July 22, 2016

ninja pretzel

The most fucked up, warm hearted, wise and savage person that I have met online. He always seems to have girls and guys at his feet.

Ninja Pretzel just bought 5 other psn cards. Gift me daddy!

by Animal are bikes April 17, 2017