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faecal predator

One who lures an unsuspecting individual into a poo situation, aka a shituation.
Posing as a musician, the faecal predator lured the unsuspecting barman into the toilets where a poo situation occurred.
by The Poo Victim November 14, 2013
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Stomach Purgatory

The state of your hunger level when you are not too hungry but not too full.
Jackie ate an entire Thanksgiving dinner but still claimed to be in stomach purgatory.
by SPicard May 7, 2018
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fart purgatory

This happens when you are in the middle of trying to silently pass a fart, but suddenly your asshole shifts in just such a way that you know that if you continue passing it wil come out loud as a bugel. You then sit there attempting to pass it silently, which causes your face to contort and you to stop breathing in an effort to make sure no noise comes out.
Friend 1: "dude, i was talking to this hot girl last night at the bar and i tried to pass one but i stopped 'cause i knew if i passed more it would sound like a nuke."

Friend 2: "dude, you totally went into fart purgatory."
by tetris57 November 21, 2011
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purgatory

That place on Facebook where your friend requests reside before you accept them as your friend. If someone requests to be your friend you can keep them in purgatory by neither accepting nor rejecting their friendship.
Ha ha, yeah, he's been in my purgatory for about a year now.
by nlitwiller October 29, 2006
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Predator

To discharge your weapons recklessly in the general direction of potential enemies because your teammates are doing so, often accompanied by excessive cursing and taunting.
After Jesse got shot by the monster, Bill picked up the Gatling gun and started shooting; when Arnold, Carl and the rest of the crew arrived, all hell broke loose and they ended up pulling a huge predator on the jungle
by momosexxxual April 12, 2009
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Pregnancy predator

A type of sexual predator in which a woman entraps a man by using sex and lies until she becomes pregnant. She then uses the child as a tool to extort the man as an indentured financial servant or a means of human welfare.

Since women do not have to be held accountable for these actions, nor is this deemed illegal, the problem of pregnancy predators has been exploited and is increasing at an exponential rate, especially amongst lower class young minority females.
Do not mess around with that girl. She is ghetto as hell and probably a pregnancy predator. She'll just throw pussy at you until you're blue in the face and she's pregnant. Then she'll extort you for the rest of your life. And guess what, this is LEGAL!
by Reasoner July 7, 2009
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predator

A predator is someone named Mori Gou, a supposed therapist with weird sadistic tendencies. She's manipulative, insensitive, uncaring, and sickly minded. She's also been known to purposely get under people's skin by finding out what ticks them off or their pet peeves.
Don't be a predator like Mori.
by Haha yeah. June 11, 2018
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