panda fail

A "panda fail" occurs when someone is so unsuccessful at a particular task (ie. the apparent lack of sex drive among pandas) that the person's existance is no longer necessary.

Bob's decline of his wife's offer to have sex with her while concurrently eating a sandwich was a total panda fail.

by LettyFresh August 22, 2010

Panda Coffee

another way of saying your blog is quality.

My blog is really panda coffee tonight

by a blogger December 20, 2010

Sexy Red Panda

Sexy red panda is a term to describe a sexy man with black hair and a red beard, and vice versa.

They are considered by many to be one of the most exotic and attractive breeds of men.

Although many good looking men attended, Jared's full head of black hair and naturally red beard made him the only sexy red panda at the party.

by pfff... June 18, 2011

panda express

A restuarant serving food to average, American caucasian families who think they are "adventorous" by eating "authentic" Chinese food.

Chinese guy: I can't go to your house because I am having dinner in a Chinese restuarant.
White kid: ZOMG!! I LOOOOOOOOVE CHINESE FOOD. I LIKE EAT PANDA EXPRESS EVERYDAY!!!!!!!!!! ORANGE CHICKEN ROX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Kanorfsky January 15, 2007

Panda Bowl

A place where Mexicans cook the food, and asians serve the food

Beaner #1: Hey vato, lets go eat Panda bowl eh

Beaner #2: Alright man, lets go, im craving some cho mein right now

by MrHalfEvil333 February 18, 2009

Pandabuy

A very forbidden and illegal black market located in China where sneakerheads and other types of rednecks will purchase counterfeit goods, probably made by a 8 year old kid with cancer in a factory where the only dishes available are pieces of plastic and silica gel.

Guy 1: "aye where you got these 4s drop ended a century ago"
Guy 2: "copped em on pandabuy bruh"

by kudasaixc November 1, 2023

Trash Panda

Another name for a raccoon.

"Hey! Look at the trash panda he knocked over the garbage bin!"

by Whatever I want my name to be March 24, 2021