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lousiana purchase

The lousina purchase is when you hot glue coins to your dong and stick it in a girl's anal hole. All this is after you light her hair on fire. There is also another version called the screaming louisiana purchase when the same thing is done except you throw her out of a window when your done.
Dude, I pulled a lousiana purchase last night and now the cops are after me. Shit gotta go.
by Ryan McDizzle and T November 10, 2008
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purchasement

A thing that Audrey wanes away her life looking up as a word, jsut to proove Chris wrong, but alas... she is unsuccessful because it is a word.

Definition: To buy or barter for a gift
That ugly sweater Audrey is wearing is a TERRIBLE purchasement
by The anti-Audrey October 11, 2006
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Pouchacha

The opening in between the gluteals commonly known as the anal passage a.k.a. your BUM HOLE!
"Please sir, do not put your finger up my pouchacha any further!"

"Your breath smells like a pouchacha!"

"KY makes me have lubey poos out of my pouchacha"

"Rim my pouchacha.."

"She was such a slut.. We did it in her POUCHACHA!"

"Oh man, I really need to go...I've got a turtle head coming out of my pouchacha!"
by JT&SB=DP September 10, 2010
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purchasification

I did some purchasification last week when I bought those 9th edition dictionarys
by Fluffy0069 March 17, 2017
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poorchamp

Used to describe someone who is in need of money or help typically in a videogame.
Jeff: bruh I don't have any diamonds in my Minecraft world
Greg: seems kinda poorchamp to me
by Flayze July 27, 2020
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purchase party

A home party where someone hawks pyramid scheme products like candles, lotions, sex toys, or Tupperware. The only reason for the party is to get people to purchase something. When invited to a purchase party by a friend, you might reconsider how much you two have in common and whether you want to continue hanging out.
I don't care if you're selling dildos or Tupperware, I'm not coming to your purchase party.
by AliLO_TheWeez August 3, 2021
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Mrs. Purchase

Another man's woman that you want to fuck or are fucking.
Damn baby you can be my Mrs. Purchase.

See that girl over there? That's my new Mrs. Purchase
by junkyard5dawg October 8, 2017
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