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poster child

A mural-sized painting or photo of an attractive youngster.
Having a poster child on da wall may or may not be comparably satisfying or enjoyable as having one or more real rug-rats around, depending on your own temperament, physical capabilities, financial situation, etc. On da one hand, just staring at a nice picture won't give you da uniquely-pleasurable experience of actually holding and caring for a warm living breathing pint-sized fellow human, but on da other hand, it will save you da time, effort, expense (especially if said offspring has a bratty/delinquent tendency, in which case extra clothing-store/toy-department purchases or fines/bail-money would be an additional concern), emotional trauma, etc. of raising actual in-da-flesh children.
by QuacksO December 2, 2023
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Poster cock

A cock that's so sexy every girl deserves to have a poster on her wall of it
Edwins has a daydream kinda dick that needs to be on a poster so All the girls can masterbate to it , Rachel loves to daydream when she looks at her very own poster cock on the wall of Edwin
by Rachel Lambdin April 14, 2024
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Poster Boy

Someone who perfectly embodies an idea or trend
Hes such a Poster Boy he only ever wears arctic monkeys t shirts
by That boleyn girl February 1, 2026
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poster's madness

When someone gets a following (usually small, but it can be any size) on a social media site and it turns them into an insane diva who thinks they are far more important than they are, both to the social media site and to the world.
Early users of Bluesky often succumbed to poster's madness after getting just a thousand followers.
by The Madness of Posters November 7, 2024
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Poster Gal

A deviantART user (usually female) known for being a fangirl and drawing in an anime-inspired art style. Named after the fact they usually have hundreds of posters in their bedroom
The biggest fear of a poster gal (aside from spiders) is having her Legolas shrine discovered by CPS
by nekoriki February 8, 2025
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Poster girl

A gorgeous stranger that you see in public that makes you do a double take (i.e. like when you see an attractive person the airport).
by orangejuce85 April 17, 2025
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Poster Boy

A teenage boy a teenage girl would consider perfect.
Do you like any boys in our class?

YEs, omgahhd, Ryan is my poster boy, hes just so nice.
by I make memes October 9, 2025
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