St Julian’s School Portugal

A private school in Lisbon, Portugal made for the ultra rich. Everyone there acts like an angel to their parents but gets in an alcoholic coma every weekend or overdoses on drugs. The guys will cheat on you and the girls will give you head. Lovely place where becoming an Alumni is the goal.

Those kids from St Julian’s School Portugal only fuck up but manage to maintain an IB score higher than 40 at the same time.

by icantwaittograduate November 10, 2020

portugese snowblower

The act of receiving an oral cumshot and blowing it back at your partner, trying to cover as many parts of their body in semen as possible

When Becky found out I fucked her sister, she waited until we had sex and then gave me the old portugese snowblower

by Guilbeaubaggins June 8, 2016

Portugese Cyclops

A sexual act in which one partner inserts his penis underneath the other's eyelid.

A: Why does Susan always wear that eyepatch?
B: About a year ago, I gave her the Portugese Cyclops.
A: High five!

by Oscitant September 27, 2011

Portugese Meatloaf

Start by going fishing with a lady off the coast of Portugal, and when she isn't looking you sneak up behind her and fuck her in the ass with a deep sea fishing pole until she starts to bleed. Collect the blood and shit mixture and keep it in a mason jar for safe keeping. Once she is unconscious from blood loss, beat her body with the catch of the day and then cover her in the blood and shit mixture from earlier like the ketchup on top of a meatloaf. Leave her out in the hot Portuguese sun to allow the mixture to bake on to her skin. Sail back to port and round up 2 native sweaty, poor, and stupid Portuguese sailers. Lure them on board with the promise of fresh fish and meatloaf. Once on board proceed to have sex with the unconscious woman in all of her orifices. Finally lock the Portuguese sailers in the cabin with the body, call the police, and leave.

I gotta find a boat, I feel like making Portugese Meatloaf tonight.

by sixteenoeight May 25, 2011

portugese breakfast

Originating in Pre-colonial Brazil the Portugese Breakfast was first introduced to the west via an aboriginal tribesman who passed on the info to some portugese conquistadores. With a taste for omelates but no skillit to speak of he siglehandedly revolutionized the egg industry. Throwing caution into the wind and 3-4 eggs, plus fixins into an ass cavity he created a quick and delicious meal as well as a great way to demoralize the person being used as the ass skillet.

"Sofia smiled to herself as Alowicious poured western omelate batter into her ass cavity. In a matter of minutes they would be dining on one hell of a portugese breakfast"

by Matuea October 9, 2006

Portugese Shower Head

The act of eccesively drinking liquids, while consuming enough spicy food to give oneself the runs.

Following this procedure you would defacate all over a counterpart giving them a hot, liquid portugese shower.

Our hot water tank broke so Sean performed a Portugese Shower Head on me.

by TheGhostpooper January 19, 2019

portugese breakfast

First find a willing girl. Beat 4 eggs, shredded cheese and a can of tuna into a large bowl. Pour the mixture into the vagina of a woman.The "cook" places his mouth over the vagina and lifts the woman over there head and swallows as much of it as possible.

"Amanda was dissapointed that Kenny couldn't finish his Portugese Breakfast."

by BLR June 11, 2006