Portola

Extremely small town located in the Sierra Nevada mountains of California. Main activities for locals consist of golfing (if you're old and rich), outdoorsie recreations (ie hiking, fishing, etc), and Getting the Hell Out (if you're young and smart)
Also referred to as 'Portoilet'

I can't WAIT to get out of Portola!!

by Young and smart January 30, 2009

poronga

it means a enormous dick, cock.
You have to say it in a funny way

Chloe: I want bread with ketchup!
ChaChO!: And my poronga with mayonese!

by Ch! & pnkr.. May 3, 2005

Portnite

you can’t feel your arms at 12 in the morning (midnight)

bro my arms er so portnite rn!

by bichboy October 21, 2017

Pooton

Noun. Pronounced POO-tahn. A shitload of trouble. Major notgoodness.

Dude, you just got us into major pooton.

by William Dean A. Garner May 22, 2011

poronga

It's basically a dick in Spanish.

Suenan los tambores! De mi poronga enorme!

by one of the many internet users November 18, 2015

Porteño

People from Buenos Aires refer to themselves as porteños (port people) and have a reputation outside Buenos Aires for being arrogant know-it-alls. They are refreshingly proud of their city and willing to sing its praises at great length. Whatever the occasion they are always meticulously turned out, earning them a further reputation as some of the sexiest people on the planet. They work hard and play harder, and exude a seductive charisma through their uniquely lyrical language.

Porteños are the most copados people in the world because they're from Buenos Aires!

by MisterXYZ November 13, 2011

Mike Portnoy

One of the greatest drummers to exist on this planet, known for his work in Dream Theater, Liquid Tension Experiment, Transatlantic, to name only a few. Most of today's rock drummers could take a hint or two or actually a thousand from Mike about playing drums.

Go to www.mikeportnoy.com and check out his monster drumkits.

by i love my mom July 1, 2003