Pornable

A woman hot enough to be in a PORNO!

Damn, that bitch is so PORNABLE!

by pik2000 October 27, 2003

Pornalepsy

Pornalepsy occurs when a person (or persons) is abouts to indulge in some light pornagraphic entertainment. The term refers to the uncontrollable shudders of excitement one gets whilst the porn is loading. so called as said shudders resemble an epileptic fit.

Me and sir Jimison bottomholesworth were abouts to watch an adult dvd of a tramp fornicating with a swan, as the dvd loaded both our bodies broke out in an uncontrollable bout of pornalepsy in atticipation of the hot tramp on swan action.

by I shag jaimie March 6, 2010

puntable

any little child or midget that is about knee high on the average 6" tall person

that kid is puntable

by drum_sarge November 1, 2009

poundable

adj; describing a girl who you would fuck.

Derived from the word Poundtown.

Yeah. She's hot and poundable.

by Remtiwnived March 5, 2011

Pornable

The combination of the words porn and portable. Definition: the ability to carry your porn with you.

You say "Hey, with this new Pornable USB drive I can carry my porn with me, whenever and wherever I may need it." Friend says, "Dude, can I borrow it". You say "Get your own, tard!"

by Doctoroctos July 23, 2008

Portable Vagina

is one's masturbating hand. Like a vagina on the go. Originates from Bronx, New York.

-On a three week long Roadtrip-

Jack: Wow, haven't fucked a girl in forever.

Bob: Time to bust out the 'ol portable vagina, if you catch my drift.

by Vendetta150 February 22, 2010

Portable Sandwich Fabricator

Your hands.

I'm feeling like a sandwich, I got beef and bread, instead of asking my woman, I'll just use my hands instead.

Portable Sandwich Fabricator: enjoy it.

by defusious January 24, 2009