porch dick

when someone is sitting on their porch acting like a dick

That guy on the walking dead was a porch dick.

by yo dan March 8, 2015

Parah Salin

The inverse of vice-presidential candidates name, Sarah Palin strangely enough becomes "para sailing".

"To get to Russia, Sarah Palin goes Parah Salin".

by phillip n July 8, 2009

Porch Pony

Incoherent complaining about irrelevant subject matter, which is placed in public domain and later regretted (or apologized for) by the author.

This conversation needs more porch pony.

by Pants Partly November 24, 2010

porato

Bright green potatoes that grow on trees in the bahamas on tuesdays

Wow this porato tastes amazing

by Cathy ruben January 25, 2017

Porbhub

When you want to search for pornhub but instead type a b

“Ok bout’ to go jack off just need to go to PH. Porbhub.com damnit

by Bencil October 28, 2018

To tha Porch

At 4:20 it's where John goes and tells the world via Facebook

419pm- meh
420pm- TO THA PORCH!!!!!

by 2thaPorch February 23, 2021

Pocahontas

The name Trump gave to Elizabeth Warren because she claimed to be Native American when she is really only 1/32 Cherokee.

We have a member of Congress they say was here a long time ago. They call her, Pocahontas

by DurdenTyler November 28, 2017