portages breakfast

it is when a man scrambles eggs on the womans ass and pours the raw eggs into the womans vagina and eats the eggs out.

I invited my girlfriend over and had a portages breakfast.

by wiley collins December 28, 2007

portage placing

A verb for an action that nobody even understands.

Random Person : Hey kaitlyn, what you upto?

Kaitlyn: I'm portage placing. ACTIVELY. perplexity ensues the HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by ksab February 17, 2009

Portagee police dog

A goose.

A goose makes a wonderful guard for your home. It's fearless and will wade right in and peck a thief, a Pachuco, or a tax collector on the leg, all the while making one heck of a noise.

I keep a flock of Portagee police dogs to keep Pachucos and tax collectors out of my yard.

by Bumkicker Slade April 25, 2005

Prageru

A worthless YouTube channel that is useless. Famous for deleting your comments. I called them out for misspelling Hasan Piker's name as Hassan and it was removed lol.

Can you believe how trashy PragerU is mate?

by Systemreset October 8, 2021

Ponage

total awesomeness; the act of being powned. being owned (in the way of a sport) by someone else.

(Dude 1 makes a field goal) Dude 1:"Ohhh ponage!"

by ryan543 June 30, 2008

porrage pistol

penis. male genitalia as in fully loaded

porrage pistol means male genitals in the trouser department

by Louisbailey November 11, 2007

Porngestic

Knowing what a porn is from a rudeminetary description from a friend or collegue.

A: This is really embarrassing, but you know that porn where there'es two chicks wrestling-"

J: OMG, I fucking love that! And the winner fucks the loser with a strap-on! That's so porngestic!

by Jadey&Ami May 20, 2011