poptard

As seen on a popular website in reference to Britney Spears.An insulting term meaning retarded poptart, meaning a stupid ("tard" as in "retard")tramp; "tart" is used in this reference."Pop" because she was a "pop" singer, hence "poptard"

Britney Spears is a poptard

by pogmotoin January 19, 2008

poptard

Poptard(s) (pronounced: pop-tarts).

Those who constantly pop drugs such as ecstasy in relation to e-tards.

"Damn, he's a poptard, he pops everytime he goes to the club and at every party."

by GoodLifee December 17, 2009

Loptarded

Something that is tilted and or uneven

Dude, that guy's cock is so loptarded u know he aint got no bitch!

by Kitty69 November 13, 2004

pimptarded

a pimp that is acing retarded or stupid at the moment

that pimp aint slappin that hoe he pimptarded.

by nanners,kasper September 1, 2007

poptard

one who is stupid.
incredibly.
and refuses to acknowlege that a poptart and a toaster strudel are the same thing

a black asian jewish gay is a poptard

by emii October 2, 2007

portarded

Someone who sucks at Portal.

i would move portals while flying through the air and catch cubes and shit i never got throwing them to buttons down though - "YOU ARE SO PORTARDED"

by Portalmastar May 23, 2011

Getting poptarted

The act of being jizzed on then having multi colored sprinkles poured on you.

When I was done screwing her I told her she was getting poptarted.

by Madcow81 January 2, 2017