Poopcation

When an individual has spent a ridiculously extended amount of time in the bathroom. Specifically, when they are using the extended time to avoid compleating a task, or to get an extra paid break at work.

"Felicia has been in the bathroom for, like, 45 minutes. Either she is dead, or she is on a poopcation."

by Mama Margarita May 17, 2014

pectation

Anxiety caused by a desire to fondle female breasts.

I couldn't wait to touch her beautiful tits---the pectation was killing me!

by archimedest July 28, 2006

poolution

Pollution that directly affects a pool, i.e. someone who needs to piss but doesn't want to get out and just "lets it happen"

Joe: I really gotta go man
Matt: Well get out, we're all swimmin in here and dont want your poolution

by p-zak October 30, 2006

Pooptions

Options that ain't worth poop.

"Man, xyz company issued me these options as part of my comp, and the company's share price just fell in the toilet, then they fired me, took my pooptions, and all I got was this t-shirt..."

by Camjohn1 October 16, 2008

pootacious

A word used to describe something that sucks, is lame or crappy.

That was the worst movie I ever saw! What a pile of predictable shit that was. God, Matthew Perry is pootacious!

by beautifulbastard August 2, 2009

Plutation

Word used in place of "situation" when a woman is talking about her lower region.

Girl 1: Are you going to be getting your plutation taken care of this week.
Girl 2: Yes, I have an appointment with the waxer on Monday.

by notyourshell October 18, 2009

partation

noun

taking part, becoming involved.

the effectiveness of Democracies lies in the direct partation of the public in the vote process.

by Baron Neville May 15, 2017