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ghost no wipe poopie

Compound word: Ghost poopie + No wipe poopie

Also referred to as "G-No-Wipe-Poopie"

A ghost no wipe poopie refers to a situation where while engaging in defecation, one feels a dropping exit the anus and hears the incurring splash. However, upon wiping the sphincter, no remnants are visible upon the toilet paper (no wipe poopie). In addition, the droppings appear to be absent from the toilet (ghost poopie).

The result can be frantic forced recollection of whether or not the poopie actually existed. This could possibly extend into more serious psychosomatic disorders like schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, obsessive compulsive disorder, eating disorders, and, of course, defecation disorders.
Please seek immediate medical attention in the event of a ghost no wipe poopie as consequences are dire.
by David Hawaii May 2, 2007
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poopiedookie

A dance in which the hokie pokie and poop are combined. Dancing and pooping at the same time.
Ew! That girl is totally doing the poopiedookie!
by anyacoolbeansmcdonnell. January 17, 2009
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poopies

A name that you give to puppies that crap all over the house no matter how hard you try to housebreak them.
I rescued two little poopies from the animal shelter. My carpets will never be the same....
by Hackermom July 21, 2008
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Pookie Booty

Some one who has the booty that's not huge, but perky and round, secure, and filling. The perfect BUTT in other words.
I got to have me some pookie booty!
by Two-Tone February 3, 2010
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pooie

your sweetheart, girlfriend/boyfriend, significant other;

a term of endearment between couples
I miss my pooie
Goodnight, pooie

see bubby
by daisygirl August 7, 2009
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Poobie

A word put in someone else's Facebook status to indicate that they have left their Facebook account signed in and unattended. It's considered to be a tame version of frape, and can be achieved in a manner of seconds because of its short and simple nature.

It usually takes the form of "(name) is Poobie." but variations on the standard poobie are often used. It is also used as a verb to describe the action of poobie.

Being poobied brings shame on the recipient and lets their friends know that they have been stupid enough to allow circumstances in which poobie could occur. It is against poobie law for the recipient to delete a poobie, unless it was done in unfair circumstances, e.g. hacking.
Joe Blogs is Poobie!
Jane Blogs is poobielicious, so delicious, make the boys go loco.
I poobied my mum yesterday, she didn't get it.
by WeezleBlondini November 30, 2010
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poopies

(1) Used as a substitute for 'shit' or 'crap' to express dismay.
(2) Fecal matter.
"Oh poopies, I just blew up your parents' house."
"brb, I have to make poopies."
by KaiserMonkey August 17, 2003
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