Pootang

Legendary 90s indie combo from St. Albans featuring: Dr. Riff, Cockroach, Snakeman and some other geezers who were instantly forgettable.

Best known for classics such as ‘Beetle Bashing’, ‘Crumpet Barmaid’ and a ridiculously shouty cover of The Clash’s ‘Should I Stay or Should I Go”.

Memorable for the historic gig at the Sandridge Bowl.

Dave: You coming to the Sandridge Bowl to see Pootang, Geoff?

Geoff: Gen up, Dave? Crumpet Barmaid is awesome, I wouldn’t miss seeing those legends, count me in!

by Phoney_Mahoney March 21, 2022

poontang

pussy; by extension, a girl, a good time or sex.

From French "putain" = "hooker", adopted to American English during the Vietnam War, obviously as the going word for personal relief.

Also "pootang" or simply "poon".

"I been pumping pussy since Christ was a corporal. I can tell you, the best damned poontang I ever paid for was in Da Nang. The girls where checked out daily. And we got ourself laid in a safe, orderly, proficient, military manner." -- Gunny Sgt. Tom Highway in "Heartbreak Ridge" (1986)

"Show me some poontang, I'll show you an aggressive Marine!" -- ibidem

by Wurstbrot July 3, 2007

poontang

poon another word for pussy.

poontang is poontang. unless its fat poontang

by Barn Barn March 10, 2007

pootang twister

the pootang twister is a sexual act, one which can be performed on or by anyone with a vagina. this act entails the performer, once engaged in said oral obligations to satisfy their partner with both attentive and exquisite attention paid to the clitoral area, this techniqe is performed to perfection by moving the tongue in a circular motion, creating an almost alphabetical maneuver, thus the pootang twister.

"yo did you ever have billy or timmy go down on you? yea, but they can't do the pootang twister like travis."

sex techniqe pootang twister

by t-dubs-12 December 1, 2009

THAT MAKES MY POONTANG QUIVER!!

Something that makes you happy in the pants, thought not necessarily in a sexual way. Sometimes, though, it IS in a sexual way. Other times it's just because you're happy.

"When I saw him pass, it just make my poontang quiver!" (Sexual)

OR!

"Thank you for those chocolate chip cookies! They made my poontang quiver." (Just plain happy.)

by Marf December 9, 2003

Poontang

What Animal Mother's reason for fighting in the Vietnam War was in "Full Metal Jacket"

If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word... my word is "poontang".

by the Uber-Shovel April 3, 2009

Pootang blues

When a male isnt get any female attention.

Bob - Any luck with the ladies last night.

Jim - No. Ive got the Pootang blues

by LJAontheJSA April 29, 2011