Poonis

the opposite of penis

"Is your poonis on fire?"

by Kris fuckskey October 30, 2002

Poonis

Someone who smells like a cross between shit and fresh dick.

Damn, girl! You smellin' like poonis!

by Bryce Craftmaster March 8, 2003

Poonis

(noun) The word for a distended stomach or belly the result of over eating.

"I've just eaten a huge Lasagne, look at the size of my poonis"

by Duvet McTiny McTavish May 23, 2003

Poonis

The sticky,sweaty,itchy area between the penis and anus.
usually quite smelly,hairy and wet.

jesus my poonis is 5 cm in length! and smells like bigfoots dick....

by George Kingston November 17, 2005

poonis

When you shove your penis in a piece of poo.

Yuck he just did a poonis!

by treeko11 December 13, 2007

Poonis

A large frozen piece of poo used to bang a female or male orifice.

Cecil: "Hey Gretchen, grab the thinga mabobber out of the ice box and come ram me with it."

Gretchen: "Oh dear. I guess it's poonis time!"

Cecil: "Nothing but a bit of choco lipstick!"

by Teriaki? March 26, 2009

Poonis

A Poonis is a gay mans penis under certain circumstances.

Explanation:
After gay intercourse, if no condom is used, it is possible that ones penis will be covered in poo/fecal matter. Hence, poonis.

Brett: Hey bro wanna have gay sex tonight?
Ethan: Nah, I don't want a Poonis.

by Jimmy119 September 22, 2008