Poopanoogen

The act of reading a Stephen King book while taking a dump and texting a female cousin from your dad's side of the family.

Hey! Hurry up in there!" "Calm down! I'm poopanoogen!" "Aww, man! Now I goota poop outside!

by butt muffin mother of a fire August 11, 2010

Poogatory

Upon finishing your business in the bathroom, you realize there's no toilet paper. You're stuck with shitty butt until someone arrives with toilet paper redemption.

Text to your roommate, "Bro, I'm downstairs stuck in poogatory. Bring me some tp!"

by dandelionfrazer September 7, 2014

Poolana

A sharp stick used in ritualistic medicinal practices.
Can be bought in Wisteria New Hampshire.
Can be found in Gold, Silver, Copper, Diamond, Wood and Steel.

Person 1: DAMN!!
Person 2: What? My poolana?
Person 1: Yeah mate, where did you get it?
Person 2: Wisteria.
Person 1: Can I borrow it?
Person 2: Sure!

by Called CoCo February 27, 2020

ooga pooga

An oof moment, often used for self-deprication and to deflect pain. Can also be used highly sarcastically. Often used between guys to belittle a diss or take the piss out of someone.

Jane: jack you're such an arsehole, I hate you.

Jack: ooga pooga

by oogapooga November 25, 2019

poogasm

That happy feeling you get when you poo.

Mr Winky felt most happy when he had a poogasm.

by Mr Winky February 14, 2006

poonanni

an alternate name for the commonly used word, "vagina" or "coochie"

let me stick my toonanni in your poonanni my dear

by becky slutter January 27, 2004

Poonani Plug

Slang for tampon

gash 1 'oh no, i think i came on and i don't have any tampons'

gash 2 'it's alright, use my poonani plug, i've only had it in for a few hours'

by StreetCar June 5, 2010