poosickle

A long and often delicious frozen peice of feces that is preserved in the shape of a cone.
Derived from the word icicle, it is similar to the idea of frozen matter being suspended above ground.

I was taking a shit in the cold and while I was forcing out a log it froze in mid air and turned into a poosickle. Luckily, my little brother was around to break it off and enjoy it as a mid-winter snack.

I'm so hungry... Can you grab me a poosickle out of the freezer. (Whisper) "Plus, I'm hungry for shit"

by G-Zus and The Clap April 9, 2005

Poopdick

Poopdick is a Brandon who fucked up one Saturday night when he was really fucked up and stuck it in the wrong hole

God look Noah got that Poopdick

by Poop dickens May 9, 2014

poopdick

When you stand in front of someone and rip ass onto their penis. Clothes are typically on

"hey man what you doing?", (fart noise). "I just poopdicked your sorry little cock"

by B. Mike Hunt April 16, 2008

poopdick

an ass pounding queen, normally white trash kids who only where abercrombie shirts HA!

Damn JR is a poopdick.

by longdong August 17, 2004

poopdick

A person who doesnt have the motivation to do anything; a lazy asshole.

"dude ryan manning you want to go to the mall?" "No i would rather just sleep and stay inside and do nothing, i am a poopdick"

by j-bonerr October 13, 2011

poopdick

A common disease contracted from anal sex in which your dick comes out coated in your partners poop. It is incurable and will provide many laughs for your friends at your expense.

John: Derek i heard Kyndell gave you poopdick!

Derek: FML...

by Cocksuckingbearwrastler November 22, 2009

poopdick

a dipshit, dumbass, or flamer. One who is quite possibly a queen butt burglar.

McNeil is a freaking poopdick, I can't believe he is so fucked up.

by Jay Shady May 11, 2004