Poocum

A codeword for your bros that you need to take a poo and have a wank.

Hey guys I’ll be back soon, gonna have a poocum.

Damn she’s alright I’m going for a poocum.

Damn that beer went through me I’ve gotta take a poocum.

I was having a wank and I farted that was one big poocum

by Lachadam June 12, 2018

poonami tsunami

A period. Coined in 2016 by a YouTuber, the poonami tsunami is a play on both words used to refer to a woman’s menstral blood.

Girl 1: hey, want to go out tonight?
Girl 2: no, sorry. The poonami tsunami started.
Girl 1: oh, I’m sorry. Chocolate and Netflix tonight then?
Girl 2: yes, please!

by Snek Keeper June 22, 2018

poocash

Easy money

"dude you won the lottery, you got the numbers"!!!

"woohoo, poocash for me"!!

by tebelitsa June 22, 2020

poopamine

The dopamine hit you get when are pooping and you play a mobile game and your score is ever increasing and the flashy lights hit just right.

I give this new game 5 out of 5 poop emojis due to the euphoric poopamine levels I experienced with it.

by The Poop Emoji September 1, 2021

Flodgy poocan

A small child with the enitials P.P

Ew that girl is such a flodgy poocan

by Ella henchworth February 20, 2018

poogambler

Someone who gets so pissed off that a pootrout is taking them so long to give them money for illegal drugs purchased from the poogambler, that they add a word onto urban dictionary to make fun of them.

boy 1: LoL yo dis guy is a fag look what he did "http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pootrout"

boy 2: LOL!!! omg that is hilaryus

boy 1: this guy is a poogambler eh

boy 2: totaly!!!!!!

by tHa.MyStEriUs.HaWk March 27, 2009

Poocation

The extended time taken, while taking a shit, that allows you to get away from the day and all of it's stresses.

What is up with Frank? He seems really annoyed today.

He is stressed. He will be fine after his 10 o'clock poocation.

by Warchef March 9, 2010