Pandemic-Pants

The loose fitting or elastic pants most are wearing while working from home. Note, some believe that by wearing tight pants that they can avoid the weight gain know as the 'quarantine-fifteen.'

Karen was convinced that if she avoided pandemic-pants and only wore pants with zippers, that she could avoid the inevitable quarantine-fifteen.

by JaneGordon.com May 11, 2020

Zirconium Pants

A slang term for very fancy and/or expensive pants.
The term created and popularized by the musical group 'Tally Hall'.

Person A: Do you like how I dance? I've got zirconium pants!
Person B: they're consequential enough to slip you into a trance!

by BaklavaMcFunny October 16, 2021

Bus Pants

They are pants one wears over one's regular pants when one sits on bus seats that other people have previously sat on.

This term was first seen on an episode of The Big Bang Theory titled "The Bus Pants Utilization".

Sheldon: All right, I suppose I'll go put on my bus pants.
Leonard: What the hell are bus pants?
Sheldon: They are pants one wears over one's regular pants when one sits on bus seats that other people have previously sat on.

by Mr. Oxford Comma January 7, 2011

hunnie pants

girlfriend with a sweet ass and is AWSOME

Kaitlyn is my hunnie pants, she grinds me mad good and gives me uber dome

by Thezone December 18, 2006

Wank Pants

pants worn commando which are easily pushed down to the floor for ideal dick access when porn opportunity arises

popular item of clothing in middle school and high school as powerul elastic waste band secures boner against chest in jerk stop emergency. For best results boner should cover two inches above belly button when Wank Pants restrained

the instant the front door closed behind his mom he had his Wank Pants completely on the floor crumpled around his ankles, sitting at the computer, porn playing, jerking his lubed dick, eager to nutt on his chest

boners that strongly point forward while standing need a belt instead of Wank Pants

by margrette sees January 18, 2013

Sneaky Pints

The act of going to the pub with one or more colleagues during work hours for beer. The best way to do this is to arrange a false meeting that your boss thinks you're attending while in reality you and the dude from the finance department will be downing pints at an Irish pub.

1 pm Thursday afternoon:

Colleague 1 - "Hey Yuri, don't forget about our 3 o'clock meeting tomorrow with the publishers downtown"

Colleague 2 - "Oh I wouldn't miss that meeting for the world Christian"

3 pm Friday afternoon

Colleague 1 - "Man is this a good Guinness!"

Colleague 2 - "Pints are the best, especially when they are sneaky pints!!!"

by elricochico September 17, 2014

the four points

When having sex with a person with a colostomy or ileostomy bag. Additionally the three “natural” holes must be filled. These include oral, anal, and vaginal. So hitting “the four points” would be oral, anal, vaginal and ostomy (either colostomy or ileostomy).

Dude last night. I was with a girl and hit the four points!

by The Doctor of NY November 5, 2020