Ponding

When your golf ball gets extremely close to a body of water without going in. The ball and water become very close friends.

My golf ball was ponding with the creek on hole number 1.

by H2omeier June 27, 2017

Pencing

When you walk out of a big event to make a statement.

Mike was upset at being dissed, so he did some Pencing.

by sesmith70 October 9, 2017

Ponting

Moving/bouncing your leg if you're bored or anxious

I was bored so I started ponting

by DeTopiaan August 19, 2019

Pencing

Second definition: to go into a public space, especially a space with a high-risk population such as a hospital or retirement center, without a mask.

I saw Karen Pencing at the grocery store today. She might get someone sick.

by Whatev2070 May 8, 2020

Ponking

(Verb)

1) To lurk, esp. through twitter profiles that contain a large amount of simping.

2) To expose said content indirectly through cryptic posts.

3) To be vibing amongst a large number of minecraft chickens.

Ex 1.

Feral wolf 1: He's really quiet now.
Feral wolf 2: He must be ponking.

Ex.2

Feral Wolf 3: I wonder how much he has seen, I saw him ponking on the tl earlier.
Feral Wolf 1: I'm not sure, but I'm a bit paranoid.

Ex. 3
Feral Wolf 1: What's he up to?
Feral Wolf 2&3: He's just ponking at the farm.

by simp 4 sap May 15, 2020

Pencing

The act of placing Trump / Pence Campaign signs end to end forming a boarder around your yard forming something similar to a fence.

Omg look at the Pencing those redneck fucks put up in their yard

by LongDongLarry September 24, 2020

Ponging

When a man has his hands in his pockets and starts smacking his testicles back and forth, imitating a game of ping pong.

Jessica: Did you see John over there with his hands in his pockets?
Aron: Yeah, he is probably ponging!

by yao mommmmmmmmma September 25, 2020