pokeanokein

To be slow. Someone who goes out of their way to just be slow or lazy.

Taking more time than needed.

Slow poke

Girl: “will you drive me to the store?”
Mother: “just ask Charlie he will drive you.”
Girl: “but Charlie only goes 15mph. He’s pokeanokein.”

by Crunchy Cat 2000 August 17, 2019

pokeman

a pokemon rip off (word made by me)

OH NO ITS A POKEMON
No its a chiaotzu pokeman

by my namek ur vegeta hahahaha April 5, 2021

Pokestan

A person who is obsessed with Pokémon. They usually simp for the characters in the anime (eg serena dawn and Misty) fill their room with Pokémon merch and only watch the Pokémon anime. They always go out in Pokémon cosplay or make tiktoks where they do some cringy shit to Pokémon or in their cosplay and make their own Pokémon gender or sexuality. They can also be seen on twitter with a Pokémon profile pic they usually be fapping to Pokémon porn and attacking or defending someone with opinion

Person 1: omg ash is such a cinnamon roll uwu amourshipping for life
Person 2: cringe

Person 1: STFU HATER GO BACK TO YOUR MHA SHIT
Person 2: what I like Pokémon charizard is my favourite

Person 1: KILLYOURSELF CHARIZARD IS BAD

Person 2: stupid god damn pokestans

by Creeptube June 29, 2021

Pokewank

The act of tapping on and rubbing ones finger rapidly over a phone like a woman masturbating in order to obtain a reward in Pokemon Go.

“Are you going for a walk or are you just heading out for a quick pokewank again?”

by Irate moron September 12, 2021

PokeSaga

The goated most most alpha Pixelmon network, pretty huge.

PokeSaga is a place where dreams come true!

by PokeSaga July 17, 2021

PokéFans

Interwebs site which is used by Pokéthots to make some quick cash from fistfuckers as they sub for nudes and other content.

A: Hey, did you saw Erika's new vid?
B: The DP one? Yeah, I'm subbed to her Pokéfans!

by Entry094 January 4, 2022

PokéFans

Interwebs site on which PokéThots make quick cash from fictfuckers who sub for nudes and other content.

A: Hey, did you saw Erika's new video?
B: The DP one in the back alley? Yeah, I'm subbed to her PokéFans!

by Entry094 January 4, 2022