plums

the 2 round balls that sit inside a mans wrinkly sack. also known as a ballbag

I'd love to get my gums around your plums!

by Ho! July 23, 2006

Tongue my plums

The act of a women licking your balls

Hey lady, do you want to come back to my place and tongue my plums?

by Cama February 9, 2005

Plumbella

A northern english girl who makes videos about sims on youtube.

(Urban Dictionary better publish this i am tired of their bs)

Plumbella has a masters degree in History.

by Bunii_ September 13, 2020

joe the plumber syndrome

See "joe the plumber" if you don't know him.

A person who votes against his own economic interest, like joe the plumber, has "joe the plumber syndrome".

If you are middle class and vote for Mitt romney, you just have joe the plumber syndrome.

by wblol August 26, 2012

Plubsterbating

The act of shitting in ones hand, and then using said shit as lubrication for the act of masturbating.

"Oh shit I ran out of lube, what should I do?"
"Just practice the art of plubsterbating!"

by Rodney Beuford March 20, 2010

Joe The Plumber

"Joe the Plumber," aka Joe Wurzelbacher referred to in the 2008 presidential election was used as a tool by McCain to make Obama appear as if he were raising taxes for the common man.

In actuality, under Obama's economic plan, "Joe The Plumber" would only be taxed if his company made over $250,000 a year.

McCain used this as spin to confuse undecided voters that Obama was taxing "Middle America" when in actuality he promises not to raise taxes for 95% of Americans.

McCain: "Your going to tax Joe the Plumber"
Obama: "I Only if he's making over 1/4 of a Million dollars a year"

by Woodenfox February 20, 2009

Plumbers ass

The act of having ones ass crack visible over the top of their pants. Often seen in women wearing low rider jeans. Derived from fat plumbers whose asses creeped out of the back of their pants as they fixed the sink.

She should at least wear a thong so we sdon't have to see that plumbers ass.

by Websters English Dictionary January 25, 2004