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Plont

Chubby plants that the person stating the word particularly likes.
I love my Plonts especially my succulents!
by Onion_Spinach May 27, 2019
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plonk

from: the on-line hacker Jargon File, version 4.2.3:

plonk excl.,vt. Usenet: possibly influenced by British slang
`plonk' for cheap booze, or `plonker' for someone behaving stupidly
(latter is lit. equivalent to Yiddish `schmuck') The sound a {newbie}
makes as he falls to the bottom of a {kill file}. While it originated
in the {newsgroup} talk.bizarre, this term (usually written "*plonk*")
is now (1994) widespread on Usenet as a form of public ridicule.
St00oid is as st00pid oes. *PLONK*
by HTH January 26, 2003
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plonk

The sound a user makes as it hits the bottom of another user's killfile bin
Some AOL user wrote:
> <snipped pointless drivel>

*PLONK*
by the_nerd December 2, 2003
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Plona

Adjective. Being inordinately tired, hungry, and angry (in that order), perhaps even so much as to slap a bald man in the face for an incident as minute as not using a coaster on a shitty coffee table.
Young Timothy was so plona, he even slapped the glasses off of this old man!
by Bill Stansberg October 15, 2006
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Plongus

A word that's definition is unknown to the mass population and is only known to the few that can speak the language of a wild Mow
Mow: Plongus
Spoon: Plongus
Yohapii: Plongus
UB3R-B0T: Plongus
by fuck i dont wanna pick name April 11, 2021
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plodrodgering

To elect for early retirement from a police force or other civil service (often on health grounds) rather than wait for the results of a disciplinary hearing likely to have a detrimental effect on ones career prospects. Plodrodgering was particularly prevalent in the British Met. Police in the mid 1990s but has become less so recently following a government clampdown.
Do you think that incompetent berk will get the boot after the hearing Noddy ?
No Chief, I wouldn't be surprised if he hasn't already decided on plodrodgering !
by muffindamule November 7, 2008
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Ploddin n Troddin

Getting on with life the best one can..
When life is a grind, put on some sweet reggae music and get ploddin n troddin with a big positive smile on your face..
by monkeyhanger October 6, 2012
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