plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp

Your computer is suffering from HDOB (Humans Dying of boredom) syndrome

Person 1: Im bored
Person 2: Me too
Person 1: let's type plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp after we have poured bleach in our eyes
Person 2: Sure!

by Rose_that_kills October 20, 2023

plak

To get owned. Also, if a game/chat/whatever server crashes, "plak" may be used in place of the word "crash".

1. lol dood u got plak'd
2. Let's go plak some noobs!
3. Eh, I tried to log on but the server got plak'd.

by secret agent !! October 12, 2005

plaak

To barf, vomit. I think it's named after the sound the cat makes when it spits up.

Those oysters made me plaak.

by monkiki February 25, 2005

plokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq

when you are very, very , very bored John (I mean you)and you type all the keys upon your board of keys summarising your boredness by the use of a board. You press all the keys with your fingertips starting from the right hand side of the board and going from the bottom of each column of keys and working your way along to the left hand side of the keyboard. It is very, very, very entertaining and is good fun for those who are overtasked like good old simon lee.

Bob was day dreaming of the world of garibaldi biscuits and whilst he was pondering he decided to run his fingers along the keys and spell plokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq

by loyalservant123 March 23, 2009

Plodka

Shitty Vodka that comes in a plastic bottle.
Nearly guaranteed to give a gnarly hangover.

Oh God, is that fucking rubbing alcohol?!

Nah bro! Its Plodka, I picked up 3 bottles for $5.25 and a 24 of Keystone!

by MarcLittle December 9, 2008

ploki

Ploki is a word used for computer programming development testing. It has no meaning other than its significance as a word with no prior meaning. It therefore is easily found in a code search and thus finds its usefulness in spotting test code before it goes live for any developer who uses this word as their "testing word" while working. The word was picked for its prior meaninglessness, its unique order and combination of letters, and for the convenience of the approximity the letters have to one another on the standard English keyboard.

// this will dump stuff onto the page, right?
echo "ploki";

by GC June 19, 2006

plok

A substitute for the "f word".

WHAT THE PLOK?
"Last night I PLOKED a girl so hard, she cried!"Said Bobo.
"Well don't over-plok, you might get a PTD, or Plok-transmitted disease," said Carl.
MUTHA PLOKA!

by TristanG April 16, 2008