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plonkadoodle 

An idiot who does nothing but draw/doodle all his spare time, especially of chickens
There's this loser at school called Joey who's such a plonkadoodle. I mean, his hobby is doodling and drawing chickens!
plonkadoodle by Doddi September 14, 2007
Main or sub characters that gain extraordinary power for no absolute reason other then to surpass their current situation due a lack in power. These characters, will be as strong, as they need to be.
Ash's Pikachu is able to beat legendary pokemons with no real extensive training.

Ichigo is part Hallow, Shinigami, Human, and Quincy. Also has the ability to use Bankai, Full bringing, Instant Regeneration, Hallow Form, Hallow 2nd Form.

Sasuke and Naruto for some reason are stronger then Hokage's and can match the Sage of 6 Paths.

All three examples are forms of Plotkai, where they protagonists will be as strong as the plot requires.
Plotkai by SimplyPresent May 12, 2014
The man who Plods endlessly onward, with no basic aim or principle.
His only real motivation and interest is food, and the possibility of knocking something/someone smaller than himself over.
"Hey Plodman, watch the beef!"
"Plodman, stop walking into things and destroying them"
Plodman by Loz Cook September 21, 2005
1) old english war time slang for condom
2) A stupid idiot
you planka rodeny
plonka by casey kocknobber June 11, 2003
Plotkai means a way for an event happening without explaing itself, like why it happend, and what triggered it. (Mostly used in Anime and Manga series, when a character gains an unexpected powerboost or new abbility just so he can defeat someone stronger than him/her.) These events will be left unexplained nearly allways, for there is no logical explanation for them, exept Plotkai, which means the actual event had to happen to keep the continuity of the story's plot, hence the name: Plot-kai.
Ichigo being able to cut, then defeat Kenpachi is Plotkai, since no other characters have been able to do this, including the ones much stronger than Ichi. He was able to do it because hes the main hero. Thats plotkai. (reference: Bleach)
Plotkai by Kenchan July 25, 2007
A nickname or term given to a fat person called Jonathan
Look Here comes plodathan
Plodathan by BruvvaX April 22, 2017
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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