Parf

Alternative phrase to parp, simply meaning a fart. Derived from a misspelling / misconduct of the word. The word doesn't differ too much in usage, although is mostly said for more comedic affect.

Pretty cool guy: I just parf'd.

Person 1: PARF!
Person 2: Argh, you are just the worst kind of person...

by Churkirby February 22, 2010

bi-playful

Someone who likes to play sexually with the same sex, but still prefers to have a heterosexual relationship.

Mary loves her boyfriend Jake, but at times she wants to be bi-playful with Sally

by MicheySquichey October 17, 2008

plafe

the most useless word known to mankind. a completely fabricated word

boy:you plafe!
girl:uhhh?..

by palfepalfe August 27, 2009

Parfoogle

A verb meaning to "knuckle" someone. Instead of saying "knuckle me!" which is lame and overused you could say "parfoogle!" and then initiate the action.

1.
Person A: Parfoogle!
Person B: Yeah! *parfoogles person A*

2.
Person A: Knuckle me!
PErson B: What?

Person A: Knuckle me!
Person B: Wow, you are lame.

Person B: Parfoogle!
Person C: Yeah! *parfoogles person B*

by manforgot January 10, 2010

parfart

a pervert.

Notably used by Dolly from Noel Fielding's Luxury Comedy.

Noel: well if you so spontaneous and free, why would you mind if some hat was looking at you?
Dolly: because this one might be like some massive parfart or something!
Noel: a what?
Dolly: a massive parfart!
Noel: sorry, a what?
Dolly: a parfart!
Noel: HE'S NOT A PERVERT, is he?

by jazz'd July 25, 2012

plafeatures

the features of a place

i.e. apartment, home, living complex

sentence: i can show you plafeatures tomorrow if you are available

by Blackcollege September 2, 2014

Platform Bowling

The process of going to any (usually London) train station and rolling small change as far as you can down the platform without the coin falling into the track, while simultaneously avoiding other commuters.

E.g. "yo me and will wasted so much cash platform bowling on the way home last night"

by TheRealRomeo January 7, 2017