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by curseddefinitionmaker December 2, 2020

Ass Plan

a welll thought out plan on the anus, and what sexual adventures your about to embark on

john saw, an ass and thought. " i would love to ass plan that"

tiffany had her ass planned.

by C-Gull1060 September 6, 2013

free and clear plan

to have relations of sexual nature and have zero attachment, commitment, or investment of emotions.
this includes homey-lover friends and fuckbuddies.

Damn Cory's got em on the free and clear plan!!!!

by ShawnH August 1, 2006

all according to plan

A phrase used when nothing is going according to plan.

P1: All according to plan!
P2: I'm assuming this checkmate is also a part of your plan?
P1: Shut up

by Arbitrary Arbiter November 10, 2022

American plan

1)<noun>(in hotels) a system of paying a single daily rate that covers the room and all meals.

2 )<slang> used as a defying statement to say. I like american stuff so keep your foreign food away from me. ( usually said by a non adventurous person who order pb&j in an indian restaurant.

"Listen buddy im here on the american plan. I live on an american base, i eat in an american mess, i shop in an american px"

by Theamazinggeek May 8, 2018

Avery plan

a plan made up to do something rebellious that falls through every time; a plan that is so horrible that its obvious from the start that it's sooo not going to work.

Good job making up another unsuccessful Avery plan!

by chelsea and stephanie May 16, 2004

apprentice plan

A poor or short-term scheme not deserving of the description 'Master Plan'.

"So you're going to move to a new city, with no job, no home, and little money. That's hardly even an apprentice plan, really."

by Quincel December 4, 2013