pitiful mass

A number of employees necessary or sufficient to have a insignificant effect or to achieve no results.

Wow, that company was great when it had 10 employees. Now just look at the mess it became after reaching pitiful mass.

Manager: "Thank god for cubicles or we would never have reached pitiful mass!"

by TI99 May 03, 2008

pity the foo

A statement used to express extreme distaste and some sympathy for a foolish person who's acted in a regrettable matter. Popularized by Mr. T.

I pity the foo who didn't bring an envelope to this bar mitzvah.

by Houman December 08, 2003

pity fuck

fuck from sense of pity for another person

Damn ugly she was, but finding out about her being dumped, I decided to give her a pity fuck

by gutmiko October 10, 2010

pity sex

What men will settle for after whimpering and wheedling and begging. No confirmed sightings, probbly an urban legend.

Pity Sex Gladly Accepted --T-Shirt.

by Buce July 18, 2005

Pity pot

Sitting on a pity pot is the same thing as sitting on a pity potty, but sounds slightly more mature.
Both involve feeling really sorry for oneself.

Tom: "He just sits on his pity pot all day long."

Dick: "Yes, and cries crocodile tears too."

Harry: "How sad."

Tom & Dick: "Don't encourage him!!!"

by astridstone April 19, 2008

pity whore

someone who begs for other peoples pity when no one wants to give it to them. they feel sorry for themselves and expect everyone else to feel sorry for them too.

Sarah, a very ugly girl, told all of her friends at lunch about how someone said she was ugly. She was hoping that everyone would pity her and tell her that she was the most beautiful person ever because she is a pity whore.

by Anonymous October 08, 2003

pity-praise

It means praising someone out of sympathy for him/her to not get hurt about something.

Don't pity-praise Harvey for how he prepared the party, it's not even that good.

by ShallowRavine January 30, 2018