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BJ Piledriver 

When a guy is in a standing 69 with a lady and just as he cums he thinks, “What the hell,” and piledrives her head into the floor.
I know this guy who got arrested for giving a chick a piledriver while she was blowing him upside down. Pretty impulsive thing to do, but he’s a legend who goes by the monicker of BJ Piledriver.
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CT Piledriver 

1. Must be performed in Connecticut. When you are having anal sex and you take out your penis and walk back a couple of feet, then you slap your partner with said penis and t-bag them as they lay on the ground until you break their nose. Then when they bleed you shit on their chest and ejaculate on their face(usually their hair or eyes.)
Oh dude me and Jenny where totally get it on until i laid her with my CT Piledriver. She was out cold. I left brah.

Text from Jill: John i just woke up from your CT Piledriver, again next Friday?
CT Piledriver by Tilly M. June 6, 2010

Sumerian Piledriver 

When a man has explosive diarrhea into a turkey vultures beak/mouth. The turkey vulture is then electrocuted and skull-fucked by a wooly mammoth. afterwards, the wooly mammoth is usually enraged to a point of impossible rage and proceeds to stampede the man and bust a galloon of sperm in his face. This is know as the Sumerian Piledriver
i was watching a wild zoo porno when out of nowhere a wooly mammoth performed a perfect sumerian piledriver.
Sumerian Piledriver by Spiderpig77 January 4, 2010

Atomic Piledriver 

An almost impossible sexual maneuver in which a man stands atop a piece of furnature, or other object and dives on top of a woman lying missionary style in bed, inserting himself within her. Failure results in tragedy but success is spectacular pleasure.
Zack pulled off an Atomic Piledriver with Morgan last night.

pittsburgh piledriver 

when you shit in a girls mouth and then piledrive it down her throat as deep as possible with your dick
He gave Kathy the pittsburgh piledriver last night, and she puked shit for three days.

Diahrrea Piledriver 

When you get your girl in the piledriver position and plow her mouth till you blow...then you piledrive her skull into the concrete floor and shit all over her head...
That was a viscious "Diahrrea Piledriver" Eric gave Teddy at the Christmas Party
Diahrrea Piledriver by Shizzle Daddy December 28, 2005

New Hampshire Piledriver 

Two guys are going at it hard, and one of them blows they're load into the other guys ass and mixes it with quick dry cement, then fucks it in deeper and deeper and finally the guy shits it out onto the other guys chest. Later this will be made into a new but plug.
Last night Josh and Christian did the New Hampshire Piledriver, they ended up in the ER