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Pigment Ninja

One who is extremely well at selling drugs, not going to school, blaming white people for their problems, and spending welfare checks on grape drank.

Here is a list of the known pigment Ninjas:

The fast Ninja:
One who is extremely well at running from the Police, this form of pigment hails from Kenya. They never stop running.

The educated Ninja:
Thought to be extinct, these ninjas have only been mentioned in myth. Only one is thought to exist and he will be the next president.

The dreaming Ninja:
Martin Luther King

The "Glove just doesn't fit Ninja"
OJ Simpson, also known as the "I didn't do it Ninja.

The Church Ninja:
Good examples of these Ninjas are Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson, these Ninjas are actually Black Supremacists.

The Muffin Top Ninja:
The female pigment ninja, these ninjas believe that they are sexy, when in fact they are far from anything resembling boner material.

The KFC Ninja:
The most common form of Pigment Ninja, These ninja's are thought to be part of the Colonels army.

The Nigga Ninja:
This form of Pigment uses the word Nigga every other word.

There are many other forms of Pigment Ninjas around the world but these are the most common
Look at that Pigment Ninja over there.

Ya he sure does enjoy that KFC.
by Nigga4lyfeHomieG December 22, 2008
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pigging

píg-in: anal sex with an obese man or woman.
Come on Fatty, let's have some pigging. I'll stick it right in your ass!

Fatty loved getting pigged in his ass.
by Hal Jackson December 7, 2006
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pigment of your imagination

Something that is not factual; a made up and/or incorrect idea.

A better and funnier way to say "a figment of your imagination."
Bob: Wait. Girl, your eyes are BLUE? I coulda swore they were brown.
Janice: Nope, that was just a pigment of your imagination!
by notafrasshole April 2, 2009
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pigting

Verb; The act of hunting wild flying fuzzy pig-turtles in the outskirts of Antarctica.
pigting, pigtinging, pigtinged.
Adam can often be found pigtinging
by uhhngg January 3, 2009
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piglingual

Fred watched the 3 stooges and when he heard them speak pig latin he was so impressed that he practiced and practiced until he became piglingual.
by weasel990 July 31, 2009
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Pigmister

Is a person, animal, or thing that is either the cutest or stupidest
Stop being a pigmister
Omg! Pigmister
by superpig March 2, 2019
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Teacup Pigging

1. The act of seduction involving teacup pigs.
2. The act of sexual intercourse because of teacup pigs.
Bill Clinton was teacup pigging with Monica and Hilary.
by Bmason12 October 29, 2012
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